HE CHOSE TO MAKE HER HAPPY

He placed the dagger in her hands to hurt me

I felt my neck being strangled as they interlocked hands

As he traced his fingers through her body, he used a knife to slit me open

As they kissed passionately, my thoughts drifted to the kiss of death he placed on me

Her world was consumed with laughter as  mine was filled with an ocean of tears

The more more she glowed, the paler I got.

I cried for Cupids intervention but he didn’t want to know

She was all he could see while I quickly disappeared

He chose to make her happy and not me

That’s That Stuff I Don’t Like

GUESS WHO’S BACK???????

Hi guys, it’s been a minute since I’ve posted something on here. I have been thinking about my blog for a month now but didn’t know what to write. I feel like I have lost my mojo lol. So to ease me back into my usual blogging self, I thought I’d do this tag that has been circulating around YouTube called ‘That’s that stuff I don’t like’ or ‘That’s that ish I don’t like’. So let’s go…

1.

I can’t stand being on the same bus as Secondary School and College kids. The noise is so annoying and the conversation is even more annoying. If I can hear you scream while I have my Beats headphones on then you need to shut the hell up because you’re loud. With that said, I would like to apologise to all those who I annoyed on the bus as a school child because I know that I was louder than a police siren on the bus.

2.

I can’t stand too much of Public Display of Affection. If I’m on the train, the last thing I need to see is two people ripping their faces off with kisses right in front of me. Are you so insecure in your relationship that you need to prove to the whole world that you are so madly in love? That sort of behaviour should be illegal…No jokes. Just stick to holding hands and staring into each others eyes next time. This also applies to those on Facebook; I don’t need to see your wall posts (e.g.  I love you @so and so) on my news feed every day. Stick to text messages, Whatsapp, BBM, Skype or whatever other means of conversation there is out there. Now that’s that stuff I don’t like.

3.

There are lots of things on Facebook that I don’t like but I really don’t like it when people take statuses too serious. There are people who assume that every status applies to them. If the shoes fit then wear it, shut up and move on. And if you feel so highly offended about it then just unfried the individual whose posts offends you, it saves you from getting a heart attack every time you see a status from that certain individual. That’s that ish I don’t like.

4.

I buy some tasty chocolate bar and keep it in my room. I go to work the next day and finish from work feeling hungry, but I know I have something to munch in my room. I get home and head straight to my desk and find an EMPTY package that used to hold my chocolate. Believing that I am dreaming I start to search for this chocolate bar in awkward places such as inside my boot and under my bed. I’m hoping that the chocolate is playing tricks on me and is playing hide and seek but in reality I know that my little brother Samson has helped himself to that chocolate bar and left the package there for me to do who knows what with it. My belly grumbles and there’s no food in the house. THAT’S THAT STUFF I DON’T LIKE AAAARRRRGHHH

5.

You are a guy and you see me walking down the road with my headphones on. And yet you still have the effrontery to stop me, interrupt my music, expect me to take my headphones off and engage in a stupid conversation with you. It should have occurred that the moment you smiled at me and I did not smile back, you should have walked on and cut your losses so don’t be surprised or offended that I unleashed the beast in me on you. Now that’s that ish I don’t like.

Taee is Loved Up

TWO BLOGS IN ONE DAY…YOU ARE ALL LUCKY LOL

 

Last month, I wrote a poem for the Buni Poetry Night…My poem is probably not as good and poetic as other people but it is really special to me because it was written about a special person…***Your girl Taee is loved up y’all***…Anyways I decided to use the classic ‘Roses are red’ poem as a stimulus because I believe that there’s a lot of innocence attached to the ‘Roses are red’ poem…I don’t know if I’m making any sense but I guess when you’re loved up like moi (hehehehehe) you just ramble on and you never know how to interpret what your heart feels. I hope y’all enjoy the poem and my favourite love songs. xoxo

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If roses are red

And violet are blue

It certainly means that my love is true

I’ll cherish the moments spent with you

As you will always be my boo

Even when it’s just us two

Every day is something new

I look forward to the day I say I do

I’ll finish this poem with ‘I LOVE YOU’

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Wig Disaster

Gosh it has been a month since I last posted my blog…I don’t know whats wrong with me these days lol. Anyways im currently procrastinating and I decided to blog a little something on here.

If you have been following my blogs or we are close friends, you will know that I have been wearing lace wigs for about a year. I had planned to go out and celebrate my 21st birthday 2 days earlier than the date and I ended up in subzero. Prior to that I had ordered my most expensive wig which cost me over 200 dollars and was ready to rock it on my night out. I received the wig that week but realised I had ordered the full lace wig rather than the front lace wig..this was a disaster because the full lace wig has NO clips or combs and the only way I could secure it is by gluing the wig to my hair which I wasnt prepared to do.

On the day I celebrated my birthday, I decided to use this hair band thing to tie the wig to my hair to secure it..a few hours and drinks later, I don’t know what I was doing but some song came on and I started dropping down low and ended up finding difficulty in bringing myself back up to my feet…as I got help up my beloved wig flew off my head…AAAAARRRGGGHHH…It didnt matter to me at that point in time cos I was out of it but when I woke up the next day with a hangover, I remembered what happened and wanted to cry to myself LooL

I used to have pride knowing that I didn’t have any embarrassing hair story but now I can add this to my list 😦

Reasons Why I Hate Nigerian (Yoruba) Parties

Hi all…Basically I attended this Nigerian party a little over a month ago and before I went I was so excited because the last time I attended one was in 2005. However, the perfect night which I had carefully dreamt of was in reality the most dreadful night ever.

1.       The moment you enter that party, you get other Nigerian women giving you dirty looks for no apparent reason. At first you feel like maybe you have some bogey stuck up your nose but then you realise that you probably look so hot that it bothers them.

 

2.       Old men eye you up and stare at your behind. Why can’t these married men be satisfied with their wives and children and leave us young babes for the young single men??

 

3.       Bunch of show offs. They want to show off their hair, jewellery money, dance moves. What happened to parties being a place where we could all celebrate together and enjoy each other company? Seems like a petty competition.

 

4.       The older aunties like to send us young ones around like slaves to get them drinks and food. They know how to use those two legs of theirs to shake their butts but can’t use the same legs to get their own food…mtcheeew.

 

5.       Nigerians don’t know how to queue up for the buffet food. They jump in line, push whoever is in the way and makes sure the person serving serves them before anyone else. I swear I could’ve stabbed one of those women with my heels if I wasn’t such a lady.

 

6.       Dress code: paying 30 pounds for the clothes material that probably cost 10/15 pounds…and everyone end up wearing the same uniforms…do I look like I’m in school??

 

7.       Drama!!! Drama!!! Drama!!! This aunty is quarrelling with that aunty because she said this and that about that one even though it was probably not true because another aunty was the one spreading the lies to corrupt the first two aunties friendship and another aunty decides to stab the third aunty in the back and spill the beans when the first two aunties have already cursed themselves to death and sworn never to talk to one another again. Are you confused yet?

 

8.       We are celebrating a child’s birthday and yet it looks like it’s an adult party because all the children have been sent home. Who is the one year old celebrant??…the child or the parents?

 

9.       Make Up…OMG…Am I at a circus?? The drawn eyebrows, the over sized blusher that clearly doesn’t match your skin tone. I know I have had a few make up disaster but per-leeze…have these women heard of a fringin’ mirror? C’mon!!!!!

 

10.   Why is it that 90 per cent of these women are lighter than my teeth? Lay off the bleach please and be happy of the way God created you. It’s so obvious you bleached because your elbow is blacker than my hair…not a good look thanks.

Conclusion: I shall not be going to a Nigerian Party any time soon…it was a disaster and I was so bored I wanted to shoot myself.

I Just Don’t Love You Anymore

Happiness

Joy

In Love

And with a click of a finger

SNAP

Something has changed

I’m treated differently

I don’t matter anymore

Is everything ok?

No matter what your response is,

I know things are not ‘ok’

Far from it

A dark cloud has overshadowed us

The ray of sunshine that once smiled upon us has left

I’m left with my inner demon torturing me

You’re not wanted

Not needed

You stupid little girl

You can’t keep the ones you cherish

You push push push

Till you’ve pushed them away

How can I fight back when I know this voice is right?

When I know that you look at me differently

Suddenly I’m left in a vulnerable open space

The public stare as the tears soak my face

No matter how much I fight those tears back,

It manages to burst through and engulf me.

I can’t read you and I don’t know what you want

I read the signals you throw at me but I choose to ignore them

Do you really want to go?

You don’t love me the way you did before?

My love is not forced

You certainly have the choice

Oh how I wish you just tell me that we are forever

Suddenly the vision of you and me in five years time is now a blur

And I prepare myself to hear you say

I Just Don’t Love You Anymore

Lightening Don’t Strike The Same Place Twice

Hey its been two months since I last posted. I’m so sorry, this little miss has been very busy loool.

Sometimes we say goodbye to the ones with love even though we know that we still love them. I wouldn’t want to wake up one day to find out that the one I love has left my life for good because lightening certainly doesn’t strike the same place twice. Sometimes we need to swallow our pride and look at how our actions affect the ones we love or else they will be gone in a flash.

The Game on BET

Hi guys, I just had to write a response on The Game and yes it is back and even better after two whole years. I watched this and it kept me hooked to my laptop and I just want to congratulate them for getting a whooping 7.7 million views because they deserve it. This show has got me looking forward to next week. I’ve decided to give my own little review on the characters and what I thought about them.

If you haven’t seen the episode yet and you plan to do so and you know you’re one of those people who get emotional when someone tells you what happened please don’t read any further till you have watched the episode lol.

–Tasha Mac: When it came to Tasha, the question on my mind was, is she still with Rick or not? And then BANG!!! Dante and his buff self walked in the room with his towel on and I found myself getting jealous of Tasha.  Seriously who wouldn’t get jealous of Tasha at that point?? I am not going to lie, I was undressing Dante with my eyes mmmm. But when she didn’t want to go public with Dante, I felt like slapping Tasha. Why would she not want to be seen with that fine chocolate young man in public? Is she crazy?? Oh well…Different strokes for different folks. One thing that did shock me was the fact that Tasha is scared of Kelly…err…WTF??? I’m seriously confused about that lol.

–Malik: Malik is Malik. Just that he is sleeping with his boss/managers wife. Nothing has changed there I guess. But one thing that he did which pissed me off was he was creeping with his cousins’ girlfriend. That was just deep because his cousin always clean up his mess and for him to treat him that way is just wrong. Malik has gone dooooooooooown in my good books. He is definitely not getting any presents from Santa and if he does, it’ll probably be a baby or some sexual transmitted disease.

Kelly and Jason – These two make me laugh, the way they argue in public was just so comical. I personally think that they still love each other, if they were stuck in a room with no cameras or no 3^rd person, clothes will be ripping off. But I’m keen to see what happens with these two. Now to their daughter…from what I remember, Brittany shouldn’t be any older than 15 and the girl they got looks like she is a short woman in her late 20’s. Why couldn’t they use a girl that looks like a teenager or better yet, why didn’t they bring the previous Brittany?

Melanie and Derwin- The golden married couple. As we all know that in the previous season, Jannay gave birth to Derwin’s son and he is now two years old. After two years Melanie is still struggling to come to terms with DJ’s existence and his role in Derwins’ life. As a married couple, she should have expressed her concerns to her husband so that they can solve the issue together rather than dong a DNA test behind Derwins back. Now that Melanie’s friend read the DNA test wrong and had initially told Melanie that DJ wasn’t Derwins, Derwin forgave his wife for what she did…well done Derwin. But Melanie now knows the truth so why didn’t she just tell Derwin then and there that her friend made a mistake and that DJ is his…but then again if that had happened, there really wouldn’t be a show would there? I’m really anxious to see what happens with the both of them, this is a true test of their marriage…will they come out of this stronger than ever or will their marriage fall flat like the walls of Jericho?????????

Tagged: 50 Random Questions

Hey guys,

This is my first blog post of 2011 so Happy New Year y’all. I took 2 weeks of posting stuff because I was trying to figure out what I wasnt my blogs to be about, I wanted to know what direction this blog is taking and I became a bit scared to just post anything. I havent figured it out but maybe it doesnt need to be figured out, maybe my blog is supposed to not be able to fit into one category.

Anyways, I was tagged to answer these questions, I assumed that it was just the people that I knew that read my blogs but I was completely wrong and couldnt believe it when I was tagged by my new found friend loool.

01. What time did you get up this morning?
Well my sleeping pattern is a little bit messed up thanks to my Bunibuni family who keep me up all night because they are so entertaining lol. I ended up sleeping round 12:30 in the afternoon and woke up just before 18:00

Where were you 3 hours ago?
In bed. Asleep.

03. What was the last film you saw at a cinema?

I watched Gulliver’s Travels 3D on Saturday, it was a good movie but was not worth me paying an extra 80 pence for the 3D glasses. My friend Sarah Johnson (not her real name…dunno why she named herself that) called this movie G-Journey Lmaooo!

04. What is your favorite TV show?
After watching Season 3 Episode 1 of Jersey Shore this morning, it is currently my favourite show.

 

05. If you could live anywhere in the world, where it would be?
If I could live anywhere in the world, I would live in Barbados. Life would be a holiday for me lol.

 

06. What did you have for breakfast?
Haven’t eaten today yet and its 19:33…My stomach just grumbled so thanks for reminding me that I need some food.

07. What is your favourite cuisine?
Italian…I can eat Italian food all day every day. Now I need to get some food..BRB

08. What foods do you dislike?
I know I really shouldn’t say this but I don’t like healthy food, they are just tasteless but I’ve made the decision to be healthier and eat them more.

09. Favourite place to eat?
Cosmo Restaurant at Romford. All you can eat!!! I have so many memories of the place, all the times that I brought it in extra containers so that I can sneak some food out.  Brb I’m taking a break to eat now cos I’m bare hungry lmaoo.

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What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Hahahahaha!!! I don’t use any weapons to be honest, your either attractive to me or not. But my smile attracts guys and I always always always smile. I just can’t help it. My eyes are another secret weapon I guess.

 

11. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
I drive a red Alexander ALX400 aka as the public transport double-decker bus.

12. What are your favourite clothes?
At the moment, I’m into clothes that are snug…knitted dresses or tops, leggings/jeggings (I’m begging all of the ladies, please know how the leggings are supposed to be worn..you cover the butt area with a long top!!!!)

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
I’d love to visit Maryland during May

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?

Which kind question be this?? Abeg ake una ask proper questions jare and stop wasting useful questions. 1/2 empty I guess..I dunno, isn’t it both?

15. Where would you want to retire?

Well I’ve not started my career so why would I think about retiring? Anywho, Barbados

16. Favourite time of the day?
At night, that’s when I find it fun to chat to my Bunibuni family. They seem to be able to make me forget the stresses in my life.

17. Where were you born?
UK, London.

18. What is your favourite sport to watch?
Sports??? I think I need to rephrase this question to ‘What is your favourite Nollywood to watch?’

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Am I psychic?

20. Person you expect to tag back you first?
If you have a blog and you are reading this then I expect you to answer these questions on your blog.

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Godfather. Now he has no choice but to do a 50 question tag now hehehe

22. Bird watcher?
Seriously?? Who is writing these questions?

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person

24. Do you have any pets?
Nope

25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
Yes. I found out that I over-paid the taxman so they will be sending me a cheque…woohooo

26. What did you want to do when you were little?
Lool what did I not want to do should be the question. Singer, policewoman, doctor, firewoman, actress.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Well going to Nigeria was my best and worst childhood memory.

28. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Dog.

29. Are you married?
2011 is the year I find me a husband. It is good to speak positive things into your future so err that’s what I’m doing lol. I hope y’all don’t think I’m sad.

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Yes, definitely. I remember when I was really young, maybe about 6. I was in my dad’s Volvo car with my mum and twin (my little bro didn’t exist then) and we were on our way to church. I didn’t wear my seat belt and the police pulled my dad over. OMG I got in so much trouble when I got home from church and then my parents told me that the police will arrest me the next time I didn’t wear my seatbelt so now the first thing I do when I enter a car is put my seatbelt on.

31. Been in a car accident?
Yes. When I was about 6/7 my mum picked me and my brother up from school, a car wanted to pull out from its parking spot and didn’t see my mum and the car literally hit my mum’s car where I was sitting, luckily for me I just ended up with a few scratches or bruises or something like that.

32. Any pet peeves?
I have loads loool. I don’t like it when people sit next to me when there are plenty of seats available.

33. Favourite pizza toppings?
I like my pizzas with a lot of meat but let’s pretend I didn’t say that because I’m supposed to starting my vegetarian journey.

34. Favourite flower?
Roses

35. Favourite ice cream?
Chocolate Mint Ice-Cream…especially the Ben & Jerry ones.

36. Favourite fast food restaurant?
I don’t go to fast-food restaurants that much to be honest. But KFC

37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Mtcheeew. Why ask this question? Twice but I’ve passed my theory, just need to find courage to take my practical again.

38. From whom did you get your last email?

From eBay, I ordered a half-wig and they are letting me now that it has been dispatched.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
New Look, Debenhams and Selfridges (MAC cosmetics section)

40. Do anything spontaneously?
I am a spontaneous person.

41. Happy with your job?
Yeah, I hate asking my mum for money, so I’m happy lol

42. Brocolli?
Ewww

43. What was your favourite vacation?
Spain 2010

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
On a date with a very nice guy but he wasn’t really my type to be honest lool.

45. What are you listening to right now?
Listening to ChoiceFm and they are playing Ride It by Ciara.

46. What is your favourite colour?
PINK. I was brought up wearing pink loool

47. How many tattoos do you have?
I have 1 tattoo on my wrist that says ‘Dad’. Got that tat November last year.

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
If you’re reading this and you have a blog, then you’re tagged.

49. In what time did you finish this quiz?
I took a break to eat but excluding that time, it must’ve taken me 30-40 mins maybe

50. Coffee drinker?
Nope, I’m more of a tea and energy-drink drinker.

 

What The Hell Was I Thinking????????????

Hey guys,

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas because I sure did and boxing day was F-A-B!!! Today I was just roaming on Facebook while I was waiting for my beloved Nollywood to load, trust me I can not do without Nollywood, it is part of my daily routine. Anyways I was on Facebook and I saw one familiar name and I clicked on this guys name with excitement. Basically, I used to fancy the pants of him in my teenage years, he was one of those guys that I would fantasy about being his girlfriend and I wrote a few bits and bobs in my diary because I was so in ‘love’ with him. Anyways, I click on his name with excitement and I took one glance at his picture and I felt like an angel had come down from heaven and had given me a Holy Slap across the face. What I saw was not pleasant to my eyes, in fact I would have been better off blind than put my eyes through that horrible pain. It just made me think, is he the guy I used to love and hope that one day he will be my boyfriend?? Lets just say that people change and I guess my taste back then has improved.

P.S I’m not calling anyone ugly cos at the end  of the day, we are all God’s creation.  Different strokes for different folks, what was once gold in my eyes as a teenager looks like plastic now that I’m an adult. Or maybe the guy didn’t take care of himself loool